A woman literally attacked a guy with her crotch.
A 25-year old drunk guy fell on his face after he punched a valet outside a bar in Florida last month. Then the woman who was with him grabbed him by his hair and started slamming his face into her CROTCH!
Martin County sheriff’s investigators said Jordin Castro, 25, slammed his face into the concrete before Jessica Williams, 27, slammed his face into her crotch. In the end, both got locked up after deputies were dispatched about 1 a.m. March 23 to the eatery on Southeast Salerno Road, a sheriff’s report states.
A Twisted Tuna employee said a man identified as Castro, of Palm City, punched a valet in the face and attacked others. The employee said he restrained Castro until law enforcement officials arrived. The employee released Castro, who tried “to get up and start fighting but fell forward and slammed his face into the concrete,” records state.