Kale candy canes are here to ruin Christmas

For anybody with a sweet tooth who is completely over traditional candy canes, there’s a new flavor hitting store shelves ahead of the holidays that will really give your taste buds a kick … or just make you gag.

Archie McPhee, a novelty candy and funny toy emporium, is getting into the holiday spirit early — like really, really early — this year. Last year, the Seattle-based company caused an uproar on social media with its Mac & Cheese Candy Canes, but clearly that wasn’t enough. In 2019, it’s got something far worse than coal for all the naughty girls and boys out there.

Meet the world’s first kale-flavored candy canes.

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